Basement cheese

The cheese that grows on someone's genitals after not bathing for long periods.

Sorry if my breath smells like nachos, but my girl had a bad case of the basement cheese.

by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020

Basement gay

A gay person who doesn’t even know that he’s gay yet.

Oh yeah, Brad’s a basement gay for sure. Everyone already knows it except himself.

by KCST December 31, 2017

basement cheese

Aka: Dick Cheese, Vagina Cheese

A catch all for the funk that grows on someone's genitalia after they don't wash themselves.

Put your pants back on, I can smell your Basement Cheese from here.

by BasementCheesehead August 23, 2020

Stuck in the basement

The act of being a male while having attraction to women, but unable to obtain a relationship.

"Why's Jack nervous around Shelly?" "He's just Stuck in the basement."

by Heel-Gemini October 18, 2018

Basement privileges

Being sexy enough to be stored in someone’s basement

“Aw Arthur definitely has basement privileges”
“You just lost your basement privileges”

by pennypops123 January 30, 2021

Basement Guy

The WarThunder social media editor

Give Basement Guy a raise! (he posts the funniest warthunder memes in existence)

by Telecomanda September 9, 2023

Basement Baron

A semi hairless unemployed thirty something white guy who has taken up refuge in his families basement and refuses to move out in spite of his parents repeated requests. Holed up and supplied only with Cheetos, an Xbox 360, and a extensive collection of pornography. With his orange stained hands and penis, he can be easily identified by his scraggly neck beard, pale skin, and sunken eyes. He can often be heard slamming his door and shouting " Fuck you mom, get out of my room !" Also known as a cellar dweller or basement boy.

That fucking basement baron is late again, I don't know why his parents don't kick him out !

by Professor gouddick March 8, 2019