The chicken sandwich from Burger King with a catchy ass commercial song. The commercial is one of the best this century with a set of characters.
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Cowboy singer - Darrius Rucker or 'Hootie' from Hootie and the Blowfish. He had the genius to make this commercial, putting all his pride aside. Purple cowboy suit and use of the word 'Jonesin' are equally hilarious.
Hot girl picking sandwiches - She appears during the lyrics, "the breasts, they grow on trees." So obviously she's a porn star, or the ranch whore.
Ranch dressing girls - they have the ranch buckets but I think they're implying something else with their licking.
Caboose girl - Vida Guerra. It says so on her booty shorts. Very well placed, she's got a caboose and she's riding a caboose. Oh the parallelism. (How drunk were the advertising people?)
Twin black cowboys - As you can see, they're resting from a hard day's work. No, not work on the ranch, work from banging all the girls ON the ranch. And now they're "veggin all day". So this appeals to all the men who form a bit of an appetite after boning.
Swing girl - Brooke Burke. What the fuck is Brooke Burke doing on a swing? And the annoying "coooome aaaand get it" ruins the commercial. At least the long version got it right. She's there on a swing without talking.
Burger King king - Yes he's the creepiest thing on the planet. But he picked the best place in the commercial. You know why he's pushing Brooke Burke on a swing. Oh yeah.
Some more things on this commercial. The cheddar paves the streets, money falls from the sky for some reason, you can see the scary chicken thing from that subservient chicken website.
*Caution* this commercial is extremely fucking catchy. Do not watch more than twice a day!
Damn! During the commercial break, I saw the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial 5 times! I feel uncomfortable now...
by nathan March 29, 2005
Get the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch mug.This is bacon which is hidden from normal usage such that, in the event of a bad day, a party, or a zombie apocalypse, it is readily available to save the day and improve morale. Usually this is kept in a separate freezer apart from the one in your kitchen. It can also be hidden in the main freezer using grocery bags, or by hiding down at the bottom where it is hard to reach. The end goal is that the bacon is hidden and forgotten from normal usage but, when you really need it, you remember it is there and can still have bacon.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
This also can lead to having to double up on grocery purchases of bacon to replenish your normal supply, plus the emergency bacon ration.
"Oh man, I've had a rough day at work, and just need some bacon to cheer me up."
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
"But we're out, we used up our bacon on Saturday with a big breakfast, and I haven't had time to grocery shop".
"Wait! We still have the emergency bacon, let's open that up!"
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1. A sailing boat with pink or purple sails.
2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.
2. The elongated and often irregular fleshy lobes that hang from either side of the undercrackers of the oversexed female Homo sapiens.
by Frodo Horsfall December 1, 2007
Get the bacon sails mug.(noun) A day when cops are out in force ticketing taking advantage of a location where they know of some common ticket-able activity will take place such as speeding or moving violations.
I'm going out to grab some food at mall.
Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
Careful getting there man, I've been by there earlier, looks like a bacon fundraiser is going on today, cops were pulling over guys when I went by 3 times.
by Captain Ginyu March 2, 2011
Get the bacon fundraiser mug.The stretch of Tierra Rejada road between Mountain meadows and Rite aid in Moorpark, Ca on which police hide either on side streets or in plain sight and prey on unsuspecting motorists.
by ...e..j..f... January 11, 2012
Get the Bacon Alley mug.The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
by Professor Luds December 22, 2008
Get the Chocolate/Bacon Theory mug.Bacon Flossing is when a woman has no sexual partner, and in order to satisfy her sexual desires, resorts to wiping around her vagina with a rasher of bacon(in a towel round your arse crack stylee) to entice her dog to lick around it.
she's a nice enough girl, but a bit of a bacon flosser!
she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
she never has a boyfriend that one, always on her own except for her german shepherd, I reckon she's bacon flossing every night!
by Vincenzo Cabello June 27, 2008
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