Bateman

Bateman (bate-man): To endlessly party with no concern for ones well being or financial future.

Dude, when I bateman I get 50 no's and a yes, and that's a yes!

by PartyForever September 26, 2010

Barter Town

The runner of which is the dominate alpha male. Generally contested by random competitions, the winner has bragging rights and must must acknowledged as the runner of Barter Town by all other competitors until he loses

After an intense game of Scrabble between Leroy and Jethro

Jethro - "Who run Barter Town bitch"
Leroy - "You run Barter Town Jethro"
Jethro - "Damn Straight"

by Sh1fty0ne October 21, 2010

bartimaeus

whena woman applies a condom to a strap on and then proceeds to slide it upwards throught her male partners anus, when finished she pulls out leaving the condom stuck deep within her partners anal cavity.

When Sally stuck her strap on in Jerry's anus a bartimaeus was obtained leaving Jerry dismayed. He was left with the only option of using long metal tools to dig the condom out of his colon.

by dfhj August 20, 2006

Bartek

The most manipulative person you can ever meet. They don't even realize they are. They are usually very self obsessed and controlling. They victumize themselves in every situation possible. They usually are very tall and have many freckles all over their body. They can be very beautiful but thats only to distract you.

Omg you dated a Bartek too! damn.

by taurusbaddie123. December 5, 2021

bartery

In a crowded bar, the walkway through the masses, collectively decided upon as the path from door to bathroom and back to one's friends.

There's a cholesterol-like stoppage of douche-bags clogging the bartery. I'm not going to be able to take a leak for an hour.

by The Gang of Four May 22, 2006

Johann Bartendel

Possibly the greatest man who ever lived, a revolutionary, warrior poet, musical prodigy, inventor, artist, guitar luthier and master craftsman, layer of all women fine.

"You're no Johann Bartendel, you sad little bastard"

"Upon hearing his very name, the body forces itself into a bow, and must cry out in worship"

by Erikk "Gee-willikers" MacKenzie August 6, 2006

barterballing

the action of trading testicles with another man to increase/decrease size or increase/decrease amount of semen produced

Sam and I were barterballing yesterday and my stitches from the operation are still sore.

by the clit commander1 June 22, 2011