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A Barney Bag is the name that is given to a bag that you put on your head when having intercourse with an extremely unattractive partner. The idea behind the Barney Bag is that the partner is so unattractive you don't bother putting a bag on their head, but put one on yourself thus ensuring there is no danger of their bag falling off. Can also be used as a descriptive term, a "barney bagger"
That individual was so utterly hideous that the only way I could fathom engaging in intercourse with them is if I wore a barney bag.
by CB4ever February 27, 2009
Barney is a large purple dinosaur who loves kids so much, he gives them tons and tons of hugs and kisses. Parents start to get a bit suspicious about him as the series goes on. In fact, most parents are starting to think that Barney is a pedophile. Actresses such as Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato appeared in his abomination show. Parents believe that this is how he gets it on with little kids...
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
1. He gives them lots of candy
2. He lures them to his house (or wherever he lives)
3. He grabs them by their arms to his bedroom
4. He tells them something, like "Hey, (insert name here) I've got a present for you, but it's under my suit, so you need to fish it out"
So, the moral here is... if Barney is a pedophile, AVOID HIM PLEASE!!
Me: Hey, honey. You think Sarah should be watching Barney The Dinosaur?
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
Wife: Yes. Why? Is there something wrong?
Me: Yeah, I think he's a pedophile
Wife: Ohh, that would explain why he loves-on kids quite a bit
by JellyBean600 July 19, 2018
by VBX555 February 08, 2009
by SAVAGE1-01 December 19, 2021
When someone tie-dyes their sports bra and wears it without washing it first, causing the dyes to come off of the bra and onto their boobs, resulting in multicolored breasts. This term only applies when the sports bra was tie-dyed green and purple and maybe a little bit blue.
by Goooooooogle April 08, 2010
The inability to text to the point where you're using a chisel...one tap at a time and it takes a millenium to reply.
by Surfer1502 January 23, 2009