Lucy Reseigh Barber

literally the best person ever. extremely beautiful

I fucking love Lucy Reseigh Barber

by johnadamsshatthebed November 10, 2018

Flag

Get the Lucy Reseigh Barbermug.

Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Flag

Get the Bloody Public Barbermug.

Shano Barber

A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay

No-one really likes Shano Barber

by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020

Flag

Get the Shano Barbermug.

Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

Flag

Get the Butterknife Barbermug.

Barber Stories

Barber Stories are bullshit stories your barber tells you. Barbers tend to lie a lot for seemingly no reason.

Guy “My barber told me he’s a crypto millionaire.”
Guy’s acquaintance: “Bullshit. It’s just one of his barber stories. It’s like when he told you he’s slept with 134.7 women.”

by Race relations October 31, 2025

Flag