Barber’s Lollipop

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce

I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night

by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020

John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .

Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.

by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024

Bloody Public Barber

When you haven’t shaved in a while and you go on a sex date, you realize she doesn’t like hair and you go get a pair of scissors to cut off the pubes. You give them to her so that it can be romantic or some shit then she cuts your balls off because you made her fake her orgasm in high school.

I went on a sex date with Sherry and she told me she didn’t like hair so I brought a pair of scissors and she Bloody Public Barber me. I went to the hospital and I asked her why and she told me she faked her orgasm in high school. She ruined my life... and my balls.

by Stumanji_10 February 16, 2021

Shano Barber

A small midget with a lesbian haircut, lies through his teeth. Talks big game on siege but is a filthy bronze, never trust this child as he will immediatley call you gay

No-one really likes Shano Barber

by None Of Your Business January 17, 2020

Butterknife Barber

When a woman melts a stick of button atop her badussy, and proceeds to enter a fresh butter knife. The butter knife is then turned horizontal after inserted, serrated side facing the exterior. The man then enters from the top of his head, and moves in a circular motion, creating the perfect haircut.

Max: Brooo I need to get a trim so bad. I’m mad broke tho.
Isabel: i’ll butterknife barber you. Put on your goggles.

by SexyLamp November 19, 2022

backyard barber

A barber shop in the boondocks

Boys went to the backyard barber for a fresh cut in the boondocks

by Elock and the backyardagins March 22, 2017

Barber Schoolin' It

When you have a maximum number of allowed absences from a job/school and utilize them all systematically within the allotted time to not "give up any free days".

Ebid is using up all his missed games allowed before being disqualified from end-of-season award contention. Ya, he's really barber schoolin' it.

by {Professor_Chaos} February 20, 2024