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dog in a bathtub

The sexual act of placing both penis and full scrotum inside the anus of your partner. Said act is aptly titled as pertaining to the complication factor of performing the act of keeping a Dog in a bathtub.
Dude, that girl is ill. She let me give her a dog in a bathtub!
by The Broiler July 16, 2008
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Compton Baptism

The official definition is unknown to all other than the anonymous Kettering University student that was in the mens bathroom on the corner of units 33 & 34 on one whimsical day within Thompson Hall. The word was played horizontal in a match of Kettering Crossword. Many students came to question the meaning, some even ventured to come up with their own definition but no one truly knows other than the author who wrote this prodigious term on the wall within the stall.
"Hey have you seen Compton Baptism written on the wall inside the first stall?"
"What the fuck does Compton Baptism mean?"
"A Compton Baptism has to have some kind of sexual meaning"
"That guy who wrote Compton Baptism on the wall is one major player"
by Kettering EngiNerd February 13, 2009
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basht

A popular swearword in the Lincolnshire area of England. Used to describe people in an offensive way. "Basht" means the same as bastard but makes the user sound much cuter.
1. You Basht!
2.He's a right Basht!
by Connor Is God November 8, 2006
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foot-washing baptist

A Baptist who is so devout in their religion they think everything is a sin, especially anything that feels good.
He is such a foot-washing baptist, makes me wander how he had children. Do you think he flogged himself afterwords?
by Sly April 4, 2005
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baphomet

1.A creation of Eliphas Levi which is a symbol of man's nature, carnal desires, and connection to nature. Usually seen as a goat-headed figure with a womans torso, pointing above and below, with a sun overhead and a moon below. aka: goat of mendes, goat of a thousand young, black goat.
2. a synonym for the symbol primarily seen as the symbol for the Church of Satan, created by Anton Szandor Lavey, in 1966, which features hebrew letters that spell "lvytn" or leviathan, which is a sea-serpent creature associated with Satan, the dual god of christianity. However, The Church of Satan and Anton LaVey's teachings are not of worship of an external deity, but of teh worship of oneself, who is the real creator of all deities in their opinion. aka: sigil of baphomet.
"That baphomet statue is amazing!"
"Where did you get that baphomet penmdant?"
by Damon December 22, 2003
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bathtub

A tool one can use when one's friend is drunk off their ass and can't make it to the toilet. Used to Avoid spillage on bed and anyother sensitive item.
I paid all this money for this alcohol and I have to sleep in the f'in bathtub.
by Ryan October 19, 2006
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Bathtub Sack

A reference to a scrotum that is very loose and elastic-like. Could occur in warm bath water or any other situation in which your privates are very warm and stationary.
My sack is hanging out of the bottom of my shorts, I've got a serious case of Bathtub Sack.
by hotcarl9211 May 2, 2010
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