antlers

Wide, flat, flapjack titties that come to a sharp point at the nipples.

Madonna has antlers

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Unc(k)/Auntie

Unc(k)/Auntie Is a drug related street term for a man or woman who comes around and buys drugs, whatever it may be.

Unc(k)/Auntie
Could be an actual family member, a family friend or just a person of older age (OG).

"Alright I'll catch y'all later I gotta' serve

my unk/(auntie) up real quick. "

"That cheese really coming in!!! Ain't that right auntie/(unk) ??? "

"Naaa, that's not really my auntie , she just a custo."

"Damn Unk !!! Where you been??? Last time I came around with that shit I aint hear from you in a week!!!"

by ShaleHamster October 16, 2019

auntiegram

Aunt who acts as a grandma. When one considers their aunt as close as a mother,their children call that aunt Auntiegram.

My nieces children call me auntiegram

by chrystal fields April 23, 2007

aunternal

of, relating to, belonging to, or characteristic of an aunt; inherited or derived from an aunt.

Her aunternal instincts kicked in as she cuddled her newborn niece.

by chickiechickie January 2, 2009

Auntie Christ

(as in antichrist)

When you're an 8 year old wee laddie and your Aunt Jen sues your wee bitty arse for allegedly sustaining two broken wrists altering falling over from your side hug on your birthday and in your own home.

And because Aunt Jen is a total attention whore, decides to trot your now 12 year old, not so wee bitty arse, out on national tee-vee in hopes to snag her own reality show.... allegedly. That twunt!

When your dad's omeowners insurance offered to pay auntie 1$ for her alleged injuries, she decided to take your "so-over-this" arse to court. But luckily the jurors saw through her conniving ru$e and awarded her a big, fat nopenopenope.

Aunt Jen should just fill out an application to be Satan's ambassador already.

When you offer to take Auntie Christ out to a lavish dinner at McDonald's and her reaction when she discovers that they're all out of Mcnuggets would make a no-hearted, no effs to give Satan cower in the closet.

by Cevyn Injekkt December 8, 2015

Ur Auntie Non-Binary

Worst insult humanely possible, so bad that the UN has deemed it as illegal world-wide those who have used have been given the death sentence & are remembered as an insensitive Hitler for the rest of time.

Bob: Ur mom gay.

Thomas: Ur dad lesbian

Bob: Ur Auntie Non-Binary

*Thousands of SWAT personnel surround Bob, he is instantly given the death sentence & not given a funeral, he is considered a disgrace to his family & friends

by Big N095 June 19, 2018

Antler Lover

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex. Another word for homosexual

"I went to a moxual club and met several antler lovers who I didn't like"

by agrofrog August 14, 2003