Staff Assist

What is called over the intercom when a patient acts extremely unsafe or disruptive at the psych ward and they need
extra help to deal with the situation. When the situation is extra dire, a "staff assist with security" may be called.

Roman: "Man, that dude is going absolutely insane. We'd better call for a staff assist!"
Mike: "With security?!"
Roman: "Yes!"
Mike: "Oh no! I'll get the Thorazine then!"

by CretaceousEraTheropodDinosaur April 16, 2024

Drink-assist

An unwarranted drink of all or some of someone's, like your significant other or relatives, beverage.

When someone else drinks some or all your beverage before you can.

He poured the last of the lemonade and gave me a drink-assist and stared at me blankly.

by G Longfella June 25, 2023

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The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

The Newest Country In THe World Is Doctor Sparta's Assistant, Stephanie Beatriz bischoff, Also Known, As Julissa Anderson Allison Robles

by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025

Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.

Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Goose Assist

When a goose fan unceremoniously shoves the dripfield album into your clenched asshole.

I got a Goose Assist in Philly last night and I’m not doing too well this morning.

by Bob Weir’s Clam Diggers March 24, 2022

Alabama Assistance

Alabama Assistance ; When your cousin / brother / sister helps you take and send nudes.

" My sister helped me take a nude to send to my boyfriend later. "
" So you got that Alabama Assistance from your sister ? "

by Lessee~Chan April 10, 2020

Medical Assistant

The doctors personal assistant.

M.A. for short

MA: Hi my name is Courtney im the new medical assistant!
Doctor: nice to meet you, get me some coffee!
MA: YES BOSS

by Yourfavedoctor1 January 13, 2023