Dirty arietta

When you passionately fuck a call of duty character til you ejaculate 92 and a half times then pass out in the trenches

Damnnn I just did a dirty arietta

by Spicy Taco Bell gonorrhea June 20, 2024

House Arrest

The kind your mum slaps on you when you're still living at home and flop a uni exam. Includes revoked social privileges, guilt-tripping, and being treated like you're 9 again.

Mate: "Get keen for tonight"
Me: "Can't. Mum’s put me on house arrest again cause i failed that anat exam."
Mate: "Tiger Mum"

by Trizzy1 May 20, 2025

Mass Arrests

There you go. Round em up. Get the shit-lib propagandists in a cage. Emma said something about MeidasTouch so start with them. Get them all rounded up and don't release them until they give up the person responsible for this and then, I don't know, kill them all 🤷 ♂️ It'll be good.

Hym "Mass arrests are a great idea! Start with the progressives because they are actively colluding to hide illegal immigrants. Then, once I get my money your children can be safe again! There is really only one option here. Look how much you have all lost in trying to split the baby on this one. It isn't going to work. You need to give the baby back to the rightful mother (me). And these shit-libs will give up immediately. Because they never actually cared in the first place. And neither did you."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025

Citizen kane's arrest

An arrest made by a guy like John Kane or David C. Diane, if the guy isn't in uniform or in the police department already.

John Kane just tried to tackle that dude, and wound up looking to some other concerned citizens to join in and help him on making a Citizen kane's arrest when he wasn't able to find a way to take the guy down solo.

by Solid Mantis November 2, 2019

no stress arrest

when u commit a crime but then the cop starts catching feels and lets you go

“She’s lucky that he let her off with a no stress arrest!”

by leon kuwata is the only ginger May 1, 2020

White House Arrest

White House Arrest - In lieu of normal “house arrest” this is the sentencing you get when you get indicted on 34 felony Counts, but you might be the next be the next president.

I see Trump‘s sentencing is on July 11… I bet he gets sentenced to White House arrest

by Dexxxter May 30, 2024

Amazon house arrest

You are waiting indoors, as you are expecting an item you ordered from Amazon to be delivered during the day. However, it doesn't arrive until very late, or indeed it doesn't arrive until the following day.

'D, are you coming down the pub tonight?'

'Sorry mate, I'm under Amazon house arrest. I might be released tomorrow'

by Leo Wanka January 20, 2026