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algorithm anxiety

For algorithms that aim to give or tell you something you want based on a person's input data, such as likes, shares, interactions. Examples include, social media ads, feed algorithms, song recommendation algorithms.

Algorithm anxiety is when a person gets anxious about their inputs to the algorithm as it might give the algorithm the wrong idea.
and/or
When a person is anxious about what the output of the algorithm is, as they may feel it's 'not them' or how they might be manipulated by it.
"Shit, I accidentally liked that song, that's just ruined my algorithm. I'm so anxious now to like songs I don't actually like, I have algorithm anxiety."

"I keep getting ads for these boots, should I buy them? do I like them? or are they just being drilled into me from the algorithm? what if these clothes s I bough were a product of the algorithm and not actually my decisions?! OK I have algorithm anxiety now. "
by bear in the woods September 13, 2022
mugGet the algorithm anxietymug.

anxiety tornado

A sweeping, fast moving state of anxiety that arrives without warning and takes everything in its path with it.
He had made an offhand remark, a minor joke, but to her it incited an anxiety tornado, swirling, uprooting, splintering and lifting her self-worth and sense of security with it until she felt herself to be an emotionally wrecked trailer park.
by Monkey's Dad August 15, 2021
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Verbal Anxiety

When someone or something says something so stupid he/she is left in awe or would be outstanded by the stupidity that came from that person or thing.
Jojo - I only needed one conversation with that first grader to get Verbal Anxiety.
Edgar - What's that.
Anthony - Go talk to him.
Jojo - *laughs*
by JjDanCab April 5, 2017
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crush anxiety

When someone have anxiety and develops a crush on someone, resulting the build up of anxiety around everyone, but especially their crush.
Olivia: "I have so much crush anxiety"
Taylor: "Me too, it's crazy how anxiety spikes when you get a crush"
by phiabi July 29, 2023
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nut anxiety

Sex only lasts 2 minutes due to his severe nut anxiety.
by bAdJuJu18 December 28, 2021
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Anxiety Bag

noun - a bag of vaporized cannabis too large for just one human. Unless, of course, that human is toking proficient.
Gentleman 1: I'd better not fill her all the way up, otherwise she'll be an anxiety bag.

Voice in Gentleman 1's Head: Just like my wife!

Gentleman 1: Ba-zing!!
mugGet the Anxiety Bagmug.

Pee Anxiety

When you reach the urinal of a public restroom with the intent to pee, but you just can't seem to let it out. The anxiety hits when you are just standing there not peeing and hoping the other dudes don't notice that you're not peeing. Pee Anxiety typically occurs when there are urinal-users close by to you. In order to avoid suspicion, you will proceed to zip up and go wash your hands, pretending you peed.
Bro #1: Man, what took so fast in there?

Bro #2: I hate to admit it, but I got pee anxiety and just got out.

Bro #1: I feel you man.
by So Chill December 22, 2015
mugGet the Pee Anxietymug.

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