Andrew

a thicc mah

Andrew is a thicc mah

by serpientejaxxs July 6, 2017

Andrew

Andrew is a short pale person that got vibe checked in the head so hard he only knows how to say one phrase. His favorite daily activity is biting his unmentionables really hard and then crying for an hour, occasionally licking the blood off. He also has stomach cancer because of all of the Windex banana milkshakes he makes. His favorite meal is a mix of horse thighs and the souls of redheaded people (he's the one that steals them)

Is that Andrew? I heard he pisses straight blood.

by ghlow October 10, 2019

Andrew

Stressful shrimp murderer who's really bad at pool and makes bad jokes. Very sneaky and tricks girls into thinking he's not wearing a hat. otherwise not complete asshole

Andrew is the notification on my phone i consider spam.

by i love the color green February 26, 2017

Andrew

a muscular black dude with no chill gets salty alot and likes arm wrestles
also has a small dick

andrew is just andrew

by weabowellieawilly November 13, 2019

Andrew

The best guy you will ever meet. He´s unresistible and handsome, and he will give you a big smile. He can also be your best friend. But don´t think too far, he might think your only a friend to him.

Boy 1: Where´s Andrew?

Boy 2: Who´s Andrew

Boy 1: Are you crazy?!

by Alex<3* January 12, 2021

Andrew

A PERSON WHO'S TOO LAZY TO DO ANYTHING UNLESS IT IS WATCHING ANIME OR READING RETARDED SHIT

THIS PERSON IS AN ANDREW. HE READS SUMMARIES INSTEAD OF READING THE BOOK LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE

by Deadperson999 October 27, 2018

Andrew

The coolest, sexiest bloke who is very smart and athletic. He is very good at Basketball, Bowling, Poker, Volleyball and especially Gaming. They are normally in Maths 2 in their school and they will have a lot of friends. Their penis is always MASSIVE and overall a cool bloke.

Andrew's are really hot, always has abs (most of the time starting at the age of 10-12). They are normally short to start of but after puberty, they will be the tallest. Andrew's often like to brag and they can't take it when they are losing. If you meet an Andrew, you need to keep them as a friend. They will give a the best time of your life.

Sam: Who is that bloke pissing next to me. Their dick is massive. Yep, definitely an Andrew!!

by Anonymousasdfasdfasdfasdf12345 September 5, 2019