The Greatest of all time, most likely a Cuban Miami project baby, Started as a young thug and grew up into responsible sarcastic father.
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
1. When stopping at gas station will always say “hey babe I’m grabbing a Red Bull want anything?”
2. Probably drives a big black truck with seat all the way back when asked why he replies “because I can”
3. His wife is most likely asks “why are you so annoying, it’s like your a child” but loves him deeply because she has to
Andres is not a people person you will probably find him in his room watching the office or football
by GOATMF321 February 22, 2020
Romantic, does anything for a girl, falls in love with his words and his actions. He is one of the few retailers in the world. Good soccer player and what he proposed he does.
by Anderson1832 January 08, 2018
An Andre is the funniest person you will ever meet. He is caring, but is usually scared to show his true feelings. He doesn’t really like to be serious unless it’s truly needed like in school. Speaking of school, he is extremely smart and knows it, but is mostly humble. Andres like to brag to girls they like about how good they are at sports (usually play soccer and are GOOD). They will also make fun of a girl they like. People expect them to be rude and disrespectful, but they are actually very kind in their own kind of way. Andres are amazing and you are lucky if you have one in your life.
girl: i have a crush on Andre but he always makes fun of me... do you think he likes me?
person: oh yeah totally!
person: oh yeah totally!
by hajshsshjsb May 03, 2018
The best looking white guy ever to exist, Strong, Handsome, and has a better physique than anyone around him. Andre tends to have a big shlong and boasts around about it to his lesser peers
by Illboneurmom April 26, 2018
He's nice and kind and wouldn't harm a soul. <3.Also the kid who slaps Serena(the school bully) when she harrasadqasgwas(harasses) Joey, his friend. And it always works.
by Smexsher the Skull November 08, 2018
by Sachinlovescock April 25, 2018