Jovanni Amazon

A big ass boy

Jovanni Amazon is 𝓕𝓪𝓽

by QueefMcnuggetMcGee January 13, 2020

Amazon Fire Crotch

v. What happens after one drops hot sauce (usually composed of Cayenne peppers and vinegar) into the genataliac area without any type of clothing or external protection over it.

"Dude! This taco is so delicious."
"Yeah, just don't let it fall into your groin."
"I know, I'd hate to get Amazon Fire Crotch."

by Nicholas' February 2, 2008

Amazoned

To search for a product on Amazon.

I just Amazoned the replacement lid for my Crock-Pot.

by Evolvoed July 22, 2020

amazon

A really hairy pubic bush

'Amazon Bruski'

by The International November 9, 2003

Amazong

Another way of saying amazing.

Supposedly coined by Qpit Brown

You got tickets to the U2 concert? Amazong!

by Rebecca Lyall April 15, 2005

Amazins

An average fantasy football team at best. Known for taking forever when drafting their players. Owner is very cheap and it rubs off on his team.

Another crappy year for the Amazins. Oh good, I'm playing the Amazins this week. Not so Amazin.

by J.P. Shepherd August 22, 2007

Amazon prime and unwind

the poor fuckboi's version of Netflix and Chill.

Guy: Hey guuurl, you tryna come over to Amazon prime and unwind

Girl: Oh hell no, you ain't slick. Netflix is far superior to Amazon Prime Instant video in content, image quality, and interface. Go and get the booty elsewhere

by Brefalicious January 10, 2016