stuart allen

A workshy individual, usually found drinking wine.

That guy is such a Stuart Allen

by Theradicalapple June 25, 2017

Allen’s Penis

the biggest thing in the world i have ever seen. I didn’t even know it could be longer than 12 inches. Will satisfy any woman he meets

Allen’s penis is huge

by meghisgay May 11, 2022

Jeremy allen

Noun: (person,place,thing ); Humble as is content, very quick fiery intellect so D(eep) that passion comes from shy of the soul; A hearts technician.

Who needs a white knight, I want me that Jeremy allen.

by JmfknT February 14, 2021

sydney allen

the coolest girl ever... she can dance like a mo fo in church!!!! ahhh shes the shit

sydney allen is the shit

by ?? March 27, 2005

Allen Out

A phrase used at Hillsborough, or in the company of a Sheffield Wednesday fan, directed at the fool of a chairman Dave Allen. Expressing need for Mr Allen to leave.

We want Allen Out, say we want Allen out!

by Nick Rigg May 13, 2004

Kris Allen

Married, plaid-wearing winner of American Idol 2009 who eats kangaroos and talks about sweating and peeing too much.

His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.

He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.

Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.

Dude 1: "Kris Allen? Uh who...?"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."

Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"

by HENDRIX2 December 4, 2009

Pull an Allen

v. To pull an Allen

To arrive at a rendezvous point insanely earlier than previously agreed.

Let me know what time you are catching the train, I don't want you to pull an Allen on me

by ChezBanger August 6, 2011