ALFIE

Alfie is someone who derives pleasure from sinking his teeth into a ripe wench (Tanya) Stay away from Alfie's teeth at all costs especially if you have birthed him.
A defence mechanism against Alfie is to take off his glasses. His puny eyes will not stand a chance against this.
Also, small PeePee

Alfie gives off huge MBV (MumBiterVibes)
Alfie gives off SPPV (SmallPeePeeVibes)

by CuntFlaps;) September 20, 2021

Alfie Robert Greenway

A tall lanky man who is funny and good at football and has a fit mum.

Wow alfie robert greenway is so lanky and his mum is a proper milf

by uewhfyuiwfuewb June 24, 2022

Alfie

Alfie is a kind boy and is a really nice boyfriend.he’s a good friend and probably has a friend called my cha cha.Alfie is a guy that will have loads of girl friends and is never single.Alfie is a pretty,hot boy

Girls come to Alfie he’s a nice boy

by Freya dabslls November 16, 2023

Alfi Sigmič

Its a sigma version of a singer named Alfi Nipič

Broooo are you a Alfi Sigmič

by Sigmaaaaa June 25, 2024

Alfie

The most amazing person in the entire world who does not like maisie Shores

Alfie is so amazing

by BIG WILLY PERSON January 8, 2021

Alfie

All Alfie's are pro mountain bikers.
They shred the gnar every single day. The coolest person in the group, they are probably a spastic and have a screw loose.

Alfie is such a spastic

by Autisticsclub69 November 15, 2022

Alfie martin

Name of someone who is very intelligent and a very good lucking man

Who can hate Alfie martin

by A1233 July 2, 2022