Furniture abuse

Deliberate violence towards chairs, tables or other items of furniture during a theatrical production. The most common form of furniture abuse is knocking over chairs or throwing them across the stage. Frequently seen in operas, furniture abuse is usually perpetrated by characters as an expression of rage or great despair, although some cynics claim it merely shows a lack of imagination on the part of the director
"There was a lot of gratuitous furniture abuse in the recent Covent Garden Ring cycle"
by Faye Courtney August 25, 2006
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highlighter abuser

Term for a student who tends to highlight almost every part of an academic text he/she is reading, thus defeating the purpose of highlighting in the first place. Typically people who are attentive students but can't grasp the actual significance of what they're reading.
Tim was ashamed to find Janie had indiscriminately highlighted virtually every sentence in her packet about Kafka. It all made so much sense now. She was a highlighter abuser.
by Jacob Sisson August 19, 2006
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child abuse

When a parent/parents beat the hell out of a child for no reason.
All child abusers should get forced sterilization, and either serve life in prison or get the death penalty "depending if the child dies of his injuries".
by Saints October 20, 2003
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facial abuse

The act of sexually humiliating your partner by abusing and degrading her face during rough oral sex by holding her head deep on your genitalia, slapping her face, and talking to her in a degrading manner during the process.
I face fucked my girlfriend's throat until she turned purple, then I covered her face in semen: it was an act of total facial abuse.
by reggie knowles September 25, 2006
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Mental Abuse

Any act or comment made by another person that logically, makes absolutely no sense to everyone else present. Those affected are left in a state of confusion and often spend a significant amount of time trying to understand what just happened. In nearly every case, the victims are unable to form a rational conclusion to alleviate the feeling that they’ve been somehow mentally violated by the perpetrator. Mental abuse happens frequently in environments where statements of “respect” or “attitude” are continually berated from parent to child in an effort to gain control. It is also a common side effect of absolute ignorance and shares many of the same symptoms of multi-generational inbreeding.
Parent: "Maybe you need to look on the inside and see if you're just the jealous brother and he's really the Prodigal Son."
Son: "What does this have to do with whether or not I can have a lock on my door? I'm tired of him stealing my stuff when I'm not here."
Parent (yelling): "IT HAS EVERYTHING TO DO WITH IT! YOU NEED AN ATTITUDE ADJUSTMENT AND START SHOWING SOME RESPECT!"
Son (thinking): "What the??? This is Mental Abuse!"
by Emmerson Desmond January 16, 2008
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coke abuse

Regular use (two or three times a week) builds up tolerance. You still get the buzz but you have to take more of it more often. With greater tolerance comes heftier come-downs. At the peak of cocaine abuse comes a condition known as ‘cocaine psychosis’ which includes such symptoms as aggression and disturbing hallucinations, often of insects under the skin. Regular long term users of cocaine are prone to suffer from permanent psychosis.

Cocaine is extremely habit-forming and you should not over-estimate your ability to handle it.
Until recently, I had not snorted any Coke for at least 25 yrs and I have just now learned that it ceases to be quite so nice after blowing an 8 ball in 2 days. Doing this much, all by myself, was great the first few times I did a line or three, but after a while I was no longer feeling anywhere near the same results as I did with my first two or three lines. It was taking at least twice as much to get the same buzz as I was getting when I did my first LITTLE line. Also, the buzz started ending much sooner than originally and I felt so tired, shaky hands, grinding my teeth, and just wanted to be left alone. I kept thinking that if I just do one more line I will feel better, but this is not the truth once you have begun coke abuse.
by Dr H Post August 12, 2006
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face abuse

When :) someone =) uses ^_^ too :-) many :-D smiley =D faces :D in ^^ one ^_____^ sentence. :(
See above.
by homosexual April 21, 2003
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