relationship-absence syndrome

Relationship-Absence Syndrome (also known as RAS)

1. Instance in which everyone around you is in a relationship and you are single.

2. Instance in which you are in a relationship and everyone around you is single

Person A: "Dude, everyone else is going out on dates."

Person B: "It's relationship-absence syndrome, man. Get over it."

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Person A: "No one else wants to go on a date with me and my girl!"

Person B: "Everyone else is suffering from relationship-absence syndrome..."

by Olive Nick April 18, 2011

Half assed

Half assed: A play on words regarding the word haphazard, which is what you get when someone incompetent attempts to do a careless job on something that could endanger people.

Wow, President Trump's really done a half assed job so far.

by DonnyBrasco March 21, 2019

Biscuit-arsed

A state of anger directed towards another often caused by shock or indignation

I only said he should calm down when he got all biscuit-arsed, ranting that he was calm and I should calm down

by theidiot21 October 28, 2020

used and abused

when someone places love trust and guidance into good people who turn out to be not so good

Its a shame that he was used and abused, hes one of them who gives their all in all aspects

by janruan August 21, 2022

Gamer Absence

Gamer Absence can have many meanings. The most common of which is when yah homie Joshua can’t get on discord cuz he’s gotta do the laundry. Another meaning of which is when the gamer is caught in a game and can’t go outside to the dinner table just yet. Gamer absence is only to be referred to in the first situation however. The second is just your mom yelling at you to get off the computer/Xbox/PS4/Nintendo/etc

Zack: I have bad news men, Andrew is walking the dog right now, we are in a state of gamer Absence. Let us pray for our brother.

by Nefmaster22 November 13, 2019

Half-assed

Something that has been done in a poor manner, something that someone exerted only half the effort they should have on it.

Those Mexicans did such a half-assed job on the landscaping of that house.

by Some chick named Fred December 28, 2005

rat-arsed

Descriptive noun. Drunk. Describes the ability of the drunkard to shit through the eye of a needle.

I could shit through the eye of a needle, I was that rat-arsed.

by Richie December 11, 2003