a nice, steep flight of stairs that would enable an effective tumble to successfully abort an unwanted fetus
"If you really loved me, you would let me push you down these stairs and everything would go back to normal."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
"Jazzle, those are nice abortion stairs."
"Jazzle, I need to come over..."
by papschmear November 4, 2008
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Get the bloody abortion mug.Mother: Guess what's for dinner... my special meatloaf!
Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
Child: Oh, great! Another one of mom's culinary abortions.
by conman69 June 10, 2008
Get the culinary abortion mug.A person, place, or action that cock-blocks you so hard that it were as efficient as Jean Claude Van Damme traveling time to abort the child you would have undoubtedly conceived had you not been cock-blocked so ruthlessly
The Hotel Astoria in San Francisco, that one friend everyone has that tries to railroad your hook-up, or full-blown AIDS
"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
"Why did Terry tell her I nailed Jessica... that sonavabitch can be such an Abortion Timecop sometimes"
by Functional Derelict September 27, 2011
Get the Abortion Timecop mug.when a pregnant woman is on crack and goes crazy and tries to fight the police. being attacked the officers beat her down killing the fetus inside her uterus.
shamaya got high and tried to beat up a cop. The cop then pulled out his night stick and beat the woman down killing her baby. oh you mean a southside abortion?
by tom kittytinkle September 26, 2010
Get the Southside Abortion mug.A driving maneuver that involves crashing a vehicle, hopefully causing its airbags to deploy into a pregnant woman's uterus with the intent of killing the fetus inside.
1: Hey, man, did you hear Dakota's pregnant again?
2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.
2: Maybe she should try getting an Ostrander Abortion and using the insurance money to buy condoms for next time.
by deskjet08 May 18, 2014
Get the Ostrander Abortion mug.Half Aborted is the look you get when the coat hanger pokes all the wrong places and you end up with an unwanted baby with a fucked up face. Or the result of a baby from a botched abortion that looks unwanted.
It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
It can also refer to people who are just ugly or weird looking because of underdeveloped or disproportionate features.
He was half-aborted looking
by Fahim Ryder July 6, 2015
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