abe lincoln

When a girl in front of you is annoying you at the movie theater, you whip it out rub out a good one and shoot her in the back of the head, just like Abe Lincoln.

I went to Batman: The Dark Knight this chick wouldn't shut up so I gave her an Abe Lincoln.

by LouDAMan, TMAN August 23, 2008

Ab Lincoln

when you know your going to get oral sex so you trim your pubes before save the clippings and right before you cum you pull out of the bitchs mouth come on her chin and then stick the pubes on the cum.

I Ab Lincolned that bitch last night and she still wanted me to fuck her.

by Paco's Tacos December 26, 2006

Pussy Abs

The abs you get, not from being buff, but from being skinny. Therefor you have abs by default.

Jason, that little motherfucker with his pussy abs.

by MojojojoddsTU3 October 30, 2021

Tongue of Ab

A weapon of mass pleasure capable of causing orgasam in seconds

The tongue of Ab is great in me

by kljkljlkkljl October 26, 2010

poverty abs

the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work

He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.

by findme@stephcollado29 February 20, 2017

abs val

valerie with abs edited on<3

abs val is an inside joke but it’s funny so let it be on here

by clementineqx June 02, 2021

dick abs

When a female has sex in a lot of positions including being constantly in crunch position. Like an ab workout, and the following day her torso feels tight

Hilda: Damn my torso hurts

Ariana: why? You sick?
Hilda: no, I got dick abs from sex yesterday
Ariana: oh damn
Hilda: yeah shits rough but totally worth it

by Hildy Bongwater February 04, 2018