John

An insensitive person with a Godzilla sized ass and tits which can wreck a dick larger than the galaxy.

No Johns

by Kinkydong April 9, 2019

John

Gay

John is gay

by BlueEyedBish August 19, 2019

John

A good looking confident man who has woman always hanging on. Has an extremely strong work ethic and is very chill most of the time.

Can be very selfish and thoughtless at times but will do anything for the people he truly cares about.....which is a small group.

Is very loud and blunt and is a huge music lover. Doesn’t live in the past and rolls with the flow.

John is so amazing 😉

by Pink harley October 8, 2019

John

Another word for penis

That boy i fucked last noght had a tiny john

by Uncle babatubde February 6, 2020

John

And 12 year old boy with a VERY LARGE FOREHEAD, he also likes to eat pub-subs, play video games 24/7, and watch anime and shows like “on my block”

OMG IS THAT A JOHN OVER THERE?

by Jotaro.kxjo March 26, 2020

John

A man who simps way to hard for tick tock thots(charlie damelio) usually makes weird grunting sounds when lifting weights and is 8ft tall and has cool head phones and usually has a arch nemisis named ryan who really hates him he is bad at skate boarding and has really weird pickup lines and hits on his friends family members.

John:wow that girl is hot im going to use my pickup line on her

John:hey are you trash cause I wanna take you out
Girl:(kicks him in no no square and takes his lunch money)
John:proceeds to stalk her on her way home and all over social media

by Frankenstein42069 May 9, 2020

John

A 40-65 year old man who still hangs out at
Hostels. A John will often tell you boring stories, tell you to turn the music down, be a creeper, won’t introduce himself or will say way too much.

There’s so many Johns at my hostel... I thought this was a youth hostel anyway?

by Nova8 August 4, 2020