Jasper Hale disease

When one (normally a Twitard) becomes extremely obsessed with with Jasper Hale from twilight.

Twitard: OMG I LOVE JASPER!!! HE’S SO HOT!!!

Me: Another victim of Jasper Hale disease..

by Rob3rtpatt1nson September 20, 2021

Jasper T Jowls

The best antropomorphic doggo in the world!!! He's a cowboy who loves to play the guitar and sing, he loves hang out with his friend!!!

Awww Jasper T Jowls is cute!!!!

by Showbiz pizza internacional ™ April 10, 2020

Jasper Juice Box

When someone urinates and ejaculates into a persons anus and sucks it out slowly with a straw.

(Darren)..I heard rod had a Jasper juice box last night ?

(Dylan)..Ya I heard Brian farted and the juice started comming through Rod's nose.

by Dylan Wilson February 12, 2008

jasper ass cockfuck

A genuine redneck

Look at that jasper ass cockfuck in that lifted truck.

by Brian March 10, 2004

Jasper Place High School

This is a high school located in Edmonton Alberta. Very big school, with a lot of options, freedom, nice and smart people, and funny teachers.

"what school you go to?"

"Jasper Place High School"

by kordug March 15, 2009

jasper county high school

Home of shitty food and fake bitches, its Christmas all year up in here with all the hoe hoe hoes. Frequent suicidal jokes

I hate jasper county high school.

by Your teacher, ms. Bitch May 3, 2019

Jasper

place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.

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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.

From out of Canada?

They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2022