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catholic crunch

Where the logo of Captain Crunch goes to pray for Jesus
Yum Catholic Crunch is great in church!!🙂
by Aidanc242 March 24, 2018
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Catholic High

A Catholic school in Virginia Beach, commonly refered to as 'Catholic' or 'CHS'.
Known for a strict dress code, the banning of grinding and its high percentage of Catholic students.
Also
"Catholic Student 1: Yo, did you know we have mass in the gym tomorrow?
Catholic Student 2: Great! We get out of English class early."
"Student 1: This Catholic High dance be lame.
Student 2: Is lame. This Catholic High dance IS lame.
Student 1: Whatev.
Student 2: Maybe you should spend more time in English class and less time at mass."
by newfangled January 10, 2008
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Catholic Method

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out
Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.
by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011
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oakland catholic

A horrible, horrible school in pittsburgh full of cliquey, slutty, bitches; horrible teachers who shove their beliefs down your throat; and a totalitarian administration. Do not send your daughters there unless you want to ruin their lives, as it has ruined mine.
"That girl's skirt is rolled up so much, she must be from Oakland Catholic."
by alcrea November 1, 2011
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catholic wank

the man stands behind his partner and inserts his penis into their armpit. the partner then repeatedly and vigorously crosses him/herself to god, and the resulting friction brings the man to orgasm.
she had a headache so i had to settle for a catholic wank
by boni de la fuente November 29, 2007
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catholic school

(n)
a catholic school is a school that is 90% white and 10% asian. generally kids cheat their way through and are convinced that they are smart and religious when in reality they're not.
wow kids from catholic school are douche bags.
by catholicschoolkid024958 June 24, 2011
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diet catholic

Anne is diet catholic because she doesn't believe in god, but she likes catholic traditions.
by annemark August 4, 2006
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