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Superman plank

When a woman lays on her stomach and the man planks over her then proceeds to violently thrust to the point that the women can't go anywhere so she gotta take all the dick. This act is especially effective if the male has a bbc then you can finesse it perfectly.
Did yall see Lena the plug get reamed by Jason Luv?? That shit was brutal, he did the superman plank .
by Horchatalover69 July 17, 2023
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Floating Superman

Where your sex partner (female) lays missionary off the side of the bed while you (male) penetrate her and thrust while being off the ground being on her pushing with your fit on the wall.
Dude did you bang Hailey last night?
Yeah I gave her the Floating Superman
Damn dude she must be sore as fuck.
by That navy boii April 15, 2020
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Superman sick

When your so sick that you feel worse than Superman being sick as hell
Guy 1: Man last weak I was Superman sick

Guy 2: That sucks you missed 6 test
by Superb Marco Frog April 8, 2013
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Stealth Superman

When you sneak up behind someone, cum on their back and throw a sheet, sticking it to their back. without them realizing. Superman, but stealthy
Oh shit bro! You see me stealth superman that bitch! *High five*
by Stealth_Superman March 1, 2016
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superman love

The love you have for your homies. No homo
Joel: dog we've been homies forever.

Bryan: yeah nigga I got superman love for you.
by Angel Luciano January 16, 2014
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Superman Job

When the hero superman uses his super strength and speed for the good of humanity by giving someone the best handjob. His strength alongside his speed help harden the penis and helps the person achieve pleasure at optimal level.
Dude, did you see the ad in the local newspaper? Superman jobs are only 7 bucks now!

I got the BEST superman job yesterday! it was amazing!
by Superman Handjobs FTW June 16, 2009
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crank that superman

Means to Sperm on your girlfriends back and then and throw a blanket on her back and let the gizz dry then when it dries it'll be stuck to her back and she's superman!
by Aiden3001 March 3, 2008
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