(Noun) Oysters that are almost sure to get someone sick. Given that Nebraska is far from the ocean it’s difficult to get fresh oysters making bacteria common.
Seth couldn’t make it tonight because he wasn’t feeling well. I think it was those Nebraska Oysters he ate yesterday.
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It is also the only place you cannot order Microsoft Windows 1.0.
It is also the only place you cannot order Microsoft Windows 1.0.
EXCEPT IN NEBRASKA!
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