A type of boner; a needle dick
Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
Someone or something who is no longer funny. Described as creepy, hairless, poor sense of style, not approachable..
by Lameooooo August 7, 2014
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This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
This refers to the Bible when Jonah thought Nineveh deserved to be destroyed due to the city's wicked and sinful behavior. God spared the city of Nineveh because the city's residents repented; Jonah thought they still deserved punishment.
"Yeah, Mike hates what America has become- and understandably so. He goes as far as to say that America is worse than Berlin in the early 1930s and even ancient Sodom and Gomorrah. He often says, 'We get what we deserve!' I would be hard-pressed to find someone more 'Jonah-pilled' than he is."
by schizo.lounge August 17, 2023
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by skytar December 5, 2017
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by Jonah123456 October 7, 2011
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Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.
Friend: Probably a Jonah's dick right?
Me: Yea, pretty much.
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A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
A young boy who easily contracts STD's. He has approximately 8 STD's at the current moment.
by AntiFern February 7, 2018
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