blood diaper

I don't know how you ladies walk around wearing a blood diaper all day
by higgitty June 23, 2007
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Diaper Titties

When a female has large poorly shaped breasts that hang very low and doesn’t wear a bra or any type of support. Her breasts resemble the full saggy diaper of a child that is 2 hours overdue for a changing.
Hey Mercedes, look at that thot over there with them nasty diaper titties! Girl needs a bra, she out here looking like she breast feeds a heard of goats.
by Prince Ignorance September 01, 2018
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diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.
Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish
by wch-meister September 30, 2017
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diaper dipstick

When you stick your finger in your kids diaper to see if they have pooped.
Has Billy pooped yet?
Not sure. I'll diaper dipstick him. Yes, he pooped.
by Noisy Potato June 01, 2021
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Shitty Diaper

Man I smell a shitty diaper, we should dip.
by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
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Diaper Shoes

Large, white sneakers worn by Middle Aged women, often clown-like in appearance.
Person 1: "Wow, check out Mary's new shoes. It looks like her feet are wearing diapers!"
Person 2: "Word. Those are some fly looking diaper shoes.
by Shockererer November 08, 2016
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