wyoming whooping cough

When a girl accidentally sends your spunk down her windpipe instead of swallowing it. This will cause her to cough profusely as she tries to expel the man sauce from her lungs.
Dude I came too hard and gave Kassidy Wyoming Whooping Cough. She was sick for hours.
by FiringShotsAgressively December 27, 2015
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Wyoming tubing

For a person to shit in someone elses asshole, then for the shitter to brutally fuck the hole.
"Can we do a round of Wyoming tubing?"
"What the fuck?"
by slappybullworm January 31, 2025
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Wyoming wind tunnel

Pinching a woman's labia shut, and blowing her vagina full of air, then slowly letting the air escape, to create an extended pussy fart .
Well son, your moms mad as hell, because I gave her a Wyoming wind tunnel this morning !!!
by Pudknocker March 18, 2016
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Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!
I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time
by The cocks July 19, 2022
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wyoming reach around

It's that thing when a guy from Wyoming simply reaches around and firmly grasps a girls boobs (or another mans pecs) and gently massages them like he would an old cows' tired udder.
Last night Billy did a Wyoming reach around on me and it felt so amazing... Firm yet gentle.
by Cones of Dunshire April 14, 2015
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Wyoming gag reflex

The act in which you a getting head from a female and when your about to finish you pull her by the hair and shove a snowball in her mouth and push her head back down on your cock and you finish in the back of her throat.
Dude last week I gave my cousin the Wyoming gag reflex.
by Big boy Lloyd December 30, 2022
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Wyoming mean

When a woman from Wyoming can use her words to rip a man's heart out, pull his soul from his throat and right when the man feels he is about to die, put everything back and give him crazy eyes. Make him fear for his life. Then tell him, "everything is fine" and make him paranoid till he is almost on the brink of feeling shell shocked. Then tell him she loves him.
Was that girl normal mean or Wyoming mean?
by A scared man November 26, 2023
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