Wisconsin

1. Cold
2. Football
3. Bitches that fuck to feel "special" (hell yeh, bud!)
4. WOO BEER, let's get drunk! Drinking age ~13
5. Cows
6. Cheese?
7. High school kids that make me wonder why there's not more bomb threats and school shootings (Yikes!)
8. Summer fest/Highway 100/Madison - Hurray!

"Hey bud! What's up!?"
"Nothing, what are you up to?"
"Nothing, wanna smoke?"
"Sure, bud!"

Drunk underage female on the Eastside, Wisconsin: "I really wanna fuck you... right now"

10 minutes later..

25 Year Old Male: "How old ar... nevermind.. pass me my beer, bitch"

by I'm Emo, but I rock Abrecrombie November 21, 2006

Wizconsin

When one's level of insobriety becomes such that he or she believes that they are in their own "special place". In such a situation, they are said to be visiting "Wizconsin". In this state, people feel as if they are in a Wiz Khalifa video, and they embrace their insobriety (see "Taylor Gang" video by Wiz Khalifa). This is the place where someone goes when they are "Wizsane" or when they believe that they are a "WIZard".

Dude, he brought so much greenery that you could say he booked us a first class ticket to Wizconsin.

by AVJesus May 18, 2011

Wisconsin Brewer

The act of pouring beer into a fat woman's anus crack, then let it marinate in her anal juices, and slurp out of her ass.

Dude, did you hear about dat nasty Wisconsin Brewer that C Quick pulled on Ann-Marie last night

by whacknsplash5555 June 6, 2010

Wisconsin badger

A lowly scum sucking creature from the north. Ususlly found packing a fat chick from Rhinelander or Sheboygan. Drinks a lot of cheap "beer," brewed locally. Badgers eat a lot of fried foods and cheese and Gopher shit. They are generally not very bright, wear red, and very obnoxious. They are very envious of the mighty Hawkeyes of Iowa.

Did you see that Gopher? Nah, he must be a Wisconsin Badger. I bet his girlfriend weighed 500 pounds.

by Herky the Hawk February 28, 2008

wisconsin johnson

the act of putting a piece of cheese in your partner's rectum while having vaginal sex from the rear mount position.

this was my first wisconsin johnson, and her second...

by ravenflesh June 22, 2008

Wisconsin steamer

An act performed when one partner eats a massive amount of Wisconsin Cheddar Cheese (making his/her shit very slippery and light-colored) and takes a huge shit on another partner's chest, then rolling it out flat with an empty beer bottle (sort of like rolling out cookie dough).

Did you give her the ol' Cleveland steamer?

No dude, the Wisconsin steamer. I used a beer bottle instead of my ass.

That's how we do it in Madison!

by wetspot September 4, 2006

wisconsin knuckle shuffle

To place ones balls in a lovers rectum, while having intercourse.

Dude, that chick was so drunk last night, she let me give her a Wisconsin Knuckle Shuffle.

by Jeff Gilooly June 26, 2008