by Commander_Queef June 5, 2023

Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
by Wickedia November 19, 2018

Wheeler is the maddest of all lads. Never off a bender but he is also never off a lucky gal.
He has unbelievable rizz and can pull any female with little to no effort, and will not hesitate to document every experience with great detail.
His massive "personality" will have anybody running for a piece of Wheeler.
He has unbelievable rizz and can pull any female with little to no effort, and will not hesitate to document every experience with great detail.
His massive "personality" will have anybody running for a piece of Wheeler.
"Did you hear about that night Wheeler pulled whatshername in that bar?"
"Yes mac, wheeler is the god of all gods. Amen."
"Upa ra"
"Yes mac, wheeler is the god of all gods. Amen."
"Upa ra"
by gingerprick05 January 18, 2023

by Survivetheperfectstorm March 27, 2023

Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.
Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol
by Sandman1978 July 24, 2017

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by Benjmain September 18, 2021
