West Virginia University

Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.

Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”

by Kidnamedfinger13 December 23, 2024

West Virginia Taffy Pull

When a girl tugs on your nuts and punches you in the face while yelling “yee-haw!”

Michelle gave me a West Virginia Taffy Pull last night and now my balls and face are tender.

by Gbach13 February 28, 2020

west virginia turn

When driving a vehicle, the act of swinging into the next lane to turn the opposite way. Usually, it's going partly to your left to make a right turn.

After seeing someone swerve left and then turn right: "Now THAT was a West Virginia turn!"

by Buckeye Chuck February 28, 2025

West Virginia hubcap

When one crack head blows crack into another crack heads ass

Those crack heads just gave each other a West Virginia hubcap

by Tert1156 November 28, 2022

West Virginia slushy

A term which refers to the resulting cum from a threesome or one session of intercourse followed immediately by another, during which two people who are either closely or distantly related cum inside the third person.

Billy Bob (to his cousin Jim Bob): Let's go over to Linda Sue's and make a West Virginia slushy.

by Bigg Butts Don't Lie November 19, 2016

West Virginia high five

“West Virginia High five”: the act of slapping your sibling on the buttocks with your hand. Different from a “pat” on the rear; resembles a cowboy slapping a horse on the rear as he sends it out to pasture.

Tommy was in the habit of giving and receiving West Virginia high fives with his sister Rebecca.

by Jus in case November 17, 2023

West Virginia

A SFW description of whiskey vagina or when a lady is too drunk for sex

I tried last night but got West Virginia by the wife

by pr0fes0rka0s November 26, 2021