welder

A no count, knee pad wearing, child support dodgin truck trashing barroom bully who can't pass a f****** test to be An inspector☆☆☆

hell no I ain't a welder I don't suck dick or play with Barbies either

by Silver dollar March 14, 2015

weologist

a white geologist. (a way to make slang by blending to words together to make one) a slang word like wankster to signify something as white by putting a "w" before it...
However, this is a stupid word to make up because most geologists are white, so it's kind of a joke.

Chris is a weologist, just like i'm a thristian. (thugish christian)

by lisagirl April 7, 2003

weld

To rip a burning and horrible smelling fart

After eating that garlic pizza, I am going to weld.

by Big Tom September 3, 2005

woldswoman

Easy, ugly, inbred

That troll must be a woldswoman, I've seen fitter shit stains

by Saganh February 19, 2017

Woldsmen

Weird, ugly, inbred men from East Yorkshire, known to shout 'woldsmaaaan' for no aparant reason, and go months without touching a female.

He has an IQ of under 10, he must be a member of the woldsmen

by Saganh February 20, 2017

Turd Welding

When two individuals, who have had a high fiber diet for at least two weeks, get butt to butt and procede to simu -poop. The turds breach ass at the same time and meet at a point where they start to twist and push together starting the turd welding process. After a few moments the turds beome one. The turd welding is complete!

See turd welding unicorn for further applications of turd welding.

Girls into turd welding get it in easier. Fuck Yeah!

by Death Dragon February 18, 2011

The Welder

When you're inside a wet pussy and you get her to touch one side of the socket and you touch the other, so it arcs across the genitals.

Similar to the Electric Bob.

Sparks shot outta that pussy when I did the welder on her.

by Bryan April 18, 2005