weekended

the act of drinking from friday untill sunday,often involving massive amounts of alcohol to aid you and your friends in the process of accomplishing this state of mind allowing only your body rest when you can no longer stand up. Often leading to hurting and or feeling the effects of sleep deprivation atleast two to three days after. the effects are called being "weekended"

Me and my friends got weekended last weekend. I think we drained atleast eleven 30 packs, two 12 packs, and three 6 packs at the lake.

I missed all of my monday classes because I spent my weekend getting weekended.

I havent crapped solid in 3 days because i got weekended last weekend.

by drink sweetwater dry March 23, 2009

weekendnesia

the weekend begins and you party all weekend, getting smashed every night, when you finally go to work on monday morning you sit down only to find you can't remember what you were doing on Friday before the weekend. This is particularly bad when its a long weekend, like easter

After a weekend of partying Rob sat down at the Monday morning meeting to discuss plans for the week and last weeks completed work, when it was his turn to address his colleagues, he said, "sorry, i have weekendnesia, I don't know what I am doing this week or what I did last week"

I hit the pubs and clubs so hard this weekend I have weekendnesia.

by siffbachelor April 21, 2009

Weekendly

to do something repetitive every weekend.

Ben "Yo seth, i like to get drunk weekendly" , do you?
Seth "Yeah.. I do like to get drunk WEEKENDLY"
lets get shittered saturday

Saturday....
Both "Lets get drunk weekendly from now on"

...Fuck yeah

by bigbadvikings April 13, 2012

Wegend

A young fellow who has no worries of ones opinion of his mother, he enjoys a spot of tea which includes crumpets and a cup of earl grey. This is closely followed by a giggle of excitement as he quickly remembers the game of croquet later with his good friend Kaneth McDobbleton.

My day was just great, it was completely Wegend.

by BeardyCooper September 10, 2016

Weekend Creamer

Adding Baileys or Carolans to your coffee on non-work mornings.

We are almost out of weekend creamer and it’s only Saturday.

by Icameupwithit July 11, 2018

Weekend ham

Weekend ham is when you and your boyfriend have been too busy during the week to have sex so you make time on the weekend.

Since we've been quite busy lately do you fancy some weekend ham?

by [Online name] July 16, 2019

weekend balls

Wee-k-eh-N-D B-awl-L-s ; Weekend Balls is a common cause and effect of a hard week where once the weekend comes, the subject (person with balls) wants to relax and doesn't shower for the entire weekend and the resulting smell of their nether regions can only be described as "Weekend Balls".

OH MY GOD, bae, I just got a strong wiff of your weekend balls. PLEASE SHOWER.

by Weekend Balls June 15, 2020