weed

smoke weed to get a mind altering experience and the consequences will be bleek. where ever weed came from; the good lord made sure it wasn't a mistake, no one really smokes weed, IT SMOKES YOU, and you know what feels good when you brush your teeth? your weed. so just eat it.
by doggod March 04, 2008
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Weed is a name for unwanted and nasty looking plants growing on your lawn, ruining it.
I'm gonna go mow the lawn, that weed is everywhere.
by stargayzer March 31, 2005
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Weed

God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwsome! Pretty much the dankest thing on Earth.
Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..

Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke!

Mannn: I don't do drugs man.
by bahaha. rk June 22, 2009
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weeds

marajuana. A friend from Taiwan had trouble with plural/singular of the word. Realistically, he is right. You walk through "weeds" not "weed" so plural seems proper.
Let's smoke some weeds.
by simmagus August 30, 2006
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Weed

Something people in Denver claim to smoke but we all know its just vape.
Matt: "I smoke weed all the time in college"
Everyone else: hahahahahahaha good one matt. Good one
by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 09, 2016
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A plant that makes you happy
by Carlos the train December 18, 2016
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Weed

I smoked some weed from a fancy vase the other day
by Biggus Dickus 42069 October 01, 2019
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