Noob wednesday 

The day when all the middle school/high school skiers and snowboarders show up to the ski mountain and put on a show for the rest of the mountaingoers. Flying down the mountain with their open jackets, crazy hats, and ALL rental equipment, watching them fall and eat shit is better than any Hollywood movie. Specific day may vary from mountain to mountain.

School announcements: "Today will be the first day of intramural skiing at Tussey Mountain. Buses will depart at 4:00 this afternoon."

Person who skis on a regular basis: "HELL YEAH! FIRST NOOB WEDNESDAY OF THE YEAR!!!!"

Noob wednesday by 5k1 2 Th3 D@y 1 dI3 January 29, 2012

Weeping Wednesday 

When someone is constantly depressed and bringing everyone down, there are days of the week to symbolize this depression. The main is Weeping Wednesday but the week also contains Sobbing Sunday, Moping Monday, Tearful Tuesday, Weeping Wednesday, Theatrical Thursday, Fuck you Friday, and Sad Saturday. Used to explain a Debbie Downer's week.

"Wow Brennan's crying again"
"Must be Weeping Wednesday"

Weeping Wednesday by Sick of Weeping February 25, 2013

bad check wednesday 

when you're poor and you write a bad check on the day before your payday.

ah, don't worry, it's bad check wednesday- you can buy anything you want

bad check wednesday by CAHeartbreaker October 15, 2010

A Lemon Wednesday 

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!

"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"

A Lemon Wednesday by ATRIX May 11, 2016

hot cookie wednesday 

When best frineds Mandy and Shane try to have bonding time they invite people to have hot cookies.

Todd: Hey today sucked
Jessica: Don’t worry, tonight is hot cookie Wednesday!

hot cookie wednesday by Mondyondshone March 4, 2021

Rizz God Wednesday 

Every Wednesday people who have rizz come together in groups and test and use their rizz on anybody they can get

danny:bro what's today ??

andre:Brooo it's Rizz God Wednesday duhh.

Rizz God Wednesday by Stephen Byrd May 10, 2022

Death on Wednesday

One of the best new bands to hit the stage.

Death on Wednesday by Bad Case of DOW August 25, 2003