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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.
by DearUniverse July 14, 2016
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Tartosan Wedding

A wedding that does not go as planned, in relation to The Sims 4: My Wedding Stories Pack at Release.
Emily's wedding was so disorganized, it was like a Tartosan Wedding.
by gagachondria1.5 February 27, 2022
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Wedding wishlist

Wedding wishlist is something all couples getting married should know about. Gifts you need from people who care.
Shruti and Ravi used wedding wishlist to get gifts that they actually wanted for their wedding.
by Curly haired mess. November 26, 2018
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Wedding Vindaloop

When one is caught in a continuous circle of time regarding a wedding that has yet to happen for many years.
Bridezilla has been talking about her wedding to be for years on end. She is caught in a Wedding Vindaloop
by PastorMan August 5, 2021
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wed off

To wed something or someone off is to forget about them
First guy:man,hav u seen yo girl over there with another dud?
Second guy:no man,she aint mine lets just wed off her
by Cokee skyper June 13, 2019
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Turtle Wedding

When two consenting adults share in the loving act of pressing their assholes together, while simultaneously shitting. Usually a competitive endeavor, with the winner being the one to be covered in the least amount of the others shit.
Travis is the ultimate turtle wedding champion. I don’t know if he can be beat.
by Turtle Wedding June 15, 2022
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wedding pace

A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).
Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?

Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.

Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!

Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.
by mikethegreat26 March 7, 2013
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