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Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down
by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021
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watermelon balls

When she holds out for her own enjoyment.
Tommy: "Six weeks and no sex?"
Spud: "Ive got watermelon balls im telling you!"
by Swedish Dragon January 21, 2016
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Watermelon Sugar

The word that’s been stuck at #1 trending for over a year, because the words on the Trending page for this website haven’t been updated in over a year, most likely because Urban Dictionary staff either completely forgot that the page existed, or because they gave up and purposefully abandoned it.
The Trending page is more frozen than a Canadian lake during the Winter. I mean, even if it’s about the Harry Styles song, THE HARRY STYLES SONG “WATERMELON SUGAR” WAS RELEASED IN MAY 2020. IT’S JUNE 2021 THIS IS RIDICULOUS
by nlolhere June 10, 2021
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Watermelon Party

A watermelon party Is a gathering of friends partaking in enjoying delicious watermelon and just having INNOCENT fun.
Hey bob wanna come over for a watermelon party?
by Edub1234 September 28, 2019
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Watermelon Sugar

A pop song by Harry Styles played on the radio too many times.
Brad: “Have you heard Watermelon Sugar?”

Tony: “Yeah I heard it for the fourth fucking time within the span of an hour on the radio.”
by XXDX October 27, 2020
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watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs
Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!
by william shatnered January 3, 2011
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drive-by watermelon

similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)

the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
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