wanking chariot

The bed of a teenager, usually raised several inched off the floor by used kleenex.

c 'ya lads, Im off to my wanking chariot to go and knock one out.

by Codiak July 31, 2003

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Washington Crapple

After anal, shove an apple up her/his asshole, then proceed to use your rod for deeper insertion. Have her/him deficate the apple on to a serving platter. Slice apple and serve with plenty of the remaining feces.

Boyfriend: Do you know what today is honey?
Girlfriend: Yea, Tuesday!
Boyfriend: Tuesday! You know what that means?
Girlfriend: I sure do sweetheart!
Both together: It's Washington Crapple Night!

by Washingtoncrapple March 31, 2010

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dirty Washington

n. when a guy cums on a dollar and slaps it on a girl's forehead

Shirley was quite surprised when she got the dirty Washington after her and Jack went all the way.

by oboeramen April 23, 2008

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Torin Washington

THE MOST kick ass person ive EVER MET. My best freind and creeper buddy. Known for 6 years and funny as hell. Has the most contagious laugh and how would i know if your penis is big.....

TORIN WASHINGTON ILYLAFFLM!

by ShiruBlackCat August 6, 2011

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