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Log Wars

When two people press their asses together and proceed to both attempt to shit at the same time. The one whose shit pushes the competitor's shit back into his or her body is the winner.
John and Mark like to play Log Wars. John has several trophies.
by SBLancer08 February 27, 2009
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comment wars

Comment Wars are two or three people who are My Space Whores, the leave comments to each other, like having a conversation on AIM only a lot slower. These people are my space whores since they could go out and talk to people,but choose to stay in side and leave lame, meaningless comments.
Angie: How was the south? We missed you in D-Town. Emo in the new word for Eskimo.
(Five seconds later)
X-Topher: it was ok, what did you fuys do while i was gone.Oh i get it now, about the eskimos.
(and the comment wars just goes on for hours, sadly).
by tyler runge July 28, 2006
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Castle Wars

A game you can play on runescape. The aim of the game is to steal the other teams flags while the other people chop the shit out of eachother VERY FUN :D
Noob1: Im going to play castle wars
Noob2: Fuck me
Noob1: Fuck me harder
Noob2: Dud this is pointless
by Acidcantdie May 13, 2005
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dragon wars

THE GAYEST mother fucking MOVIE EVER!
first of all this fucking movie should b called "big retard snake wars" because the only thing i saw were big fucking snakes!i also saw some gay turle things with big canons on there backs....and a couple hundred retarded bird things that were more of dragons than the main fucking dragons!and the story...oh man
the story made no sence thing after thing unfolded before my fucking eyes and it made no sense. for instance, these 3 people were having a retarded speach about how the dragons were going to attack and all of a sudden it turns to a scene where the following happens;
a fire truck drives by and splashes a puddle on a hobo
hobo says "you dirty bum!"
......then it returns to their conversation!!!WTF!!!
and the commercials make it seem like its about two "dragons" fighiting in a big city....that in no way is the fucking case! its about some corny plot that makes no sense and for 5 min in the middle of all this bullshit is one cool dragon fight sean with the gayest fucking shit CGI ever!
you dont even know the main carekters name until the last fucking scene were some ladys soul says"i love you sam"
SAM!!!sam is his name...ok we know that, good.
but speaking of this chick, they start making out earlier and they dont even know eachother!!
i swear its a mix of all the gayest movies and a cheesy porno!AND GET THIS SHIT!these dragons can go through fucking L.A. and destroy everything and not bee seen! get this, after all the destruction is made a lady commits a guy to a mental fucking hospital for saying there was a giant snake. and then the snake explodes through a wall behind them at that very moment and he says that its behind her....guess what??it sneaks off and she still thinks theres no snake, dispite the huge fucking hole in the damn wall!
the most suspenceful part of this giant flaming bag of shit has to be when you never expect the movie to end, then the first credit explodes into your face !!!!!
the all time lamest part though, is when they are driving in a grassy plain on there way to mexico(for a fucking unknown reason!) and there car explodes!they die, then come back again.what the mother fucking asscrackers!but when they do come back to life their in some firey hell plane where theres big tall towers, and get this....an actual fucking dragon!and then for some reason a dragon eats some ladys soul, and starts to cry and winglessly flys away! my theory on all these wingless dragon snakes is there wings were cancerus and they had them amputated.
if you like non stopping suspence(because it never happens)
and the ability to be shot 548937548973 times and still be alive 10 seconds later
watch this load of shit =fucking japanese movies suck!
the damn movie is worst than one of the saterday night si-fi grade c shit-flicks...like snakes on a plane wasnt bad enough!
when will people learn that snake movies period just suck ass!especialy dragon wars...
by aaron michael kiser September 30, 2007
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Guild Wars

An MMORPG for people who aren't stupid enough to waste away their money every month just to get to level 6 million so they can boast about how small their penis is.
Person 1: WoW is uberawesome! You should play with me so you have no life, isn't that cool?
Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to suffer from smallpenisitis. Guild Wars for me.
by Level20A/E_SF_Farmer January 15, 2009
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star wars galaxies

1. An impressively in-depth MMORPG in which one can endeavor to play as one of many mundane professions, such as Tailor and Cook and Architect. Players can also, of course, play as fighting characters and kill anything they encounter.
2. A waste of time.
Dude, I just got this new game, Star Wars Galaxies!
...
Woah. I haven't gone outside for a month, and my goldfish died.
by Andy September 14, 2003
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Vampire Wars

Yet another highly addictive game by Facebook/Myspace game giant Zynga Game Networks. Basically, you make an avatar to attract "tasty votes," spend hours voting as "tasty" every member of your clan of >1,000 consisting mainly of total strangers, waiting for your energy and rage to refill, spending real money on favor points to buy those special abilities, fighting with people to get "blood" and "skill points," completing missions to get "blood" and experience points, buying "abilities" from the "bazar" and buying "minions" to offset the upkeep on the abilities, and of course attempting to find your real world worst enemies at Charlotte High School and add them to the hitlist within the game.
Your Commanding Officer: Ever play that game Vampire Wars?

Default Vampire: Yeah, kind of

Your Commanding Officer: What level are you?

Default Vampire: I think it's like level 10 or something

Your Commanding Officer: Oh man, you can do better than that; I'm level 166!

Teacher: No wonder your getting C's in my class!!
by A former PGMS kid now @ PCHS November 29, 2009
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