DOW-ward spiral

Like a downward spiral, but is more severe to reflect the dramatically declining DOW

God, he is on a DOW-ward spiral these days. He needs to get it together.

by tleger2011 September 14, 2011

j-ward

A mental institution. Funny farm. loony bin. So called after an Australian prison for the criminally insane.

Taking politics to seriously will result in a quick trip to the j-ward.

by dominew March 22, 2017

Dumb Ward

The meaning of Dumb Ward is when a person gets angry and says dumb ward to a person.

John you dumb ward.

by 5e4t353t April 11, 2019

Michael afton ward

An amazing husband and boyfriend that I love so so much and I want to marry. He’s literally the light of my life and he’s helped me through absolutely everything. If anyone dares to go near him I will violently rip their oesophagus and shove it up their ass hole until they’re choking it back up through the hole in their throat. I fucking love Mr Michael Afton Ward. He is amazing and such a sweet person. He looks gorgeous 24/7 and just constantly makes me the happiest person on earth whenever he does anything. And I will love him until the day that this earth falls apart and after then too because he ain’t getting rid of me that easily.

“I love Michael afton ward” -phøenix

“You need to stop talking about your boyfriend so much” -literally no one

*kills them* -phøenix

by Cumslvt18 September 16, 2022

Ák-ward

A word used to define those who live in Co. Leitrim, Ireland and are usually not capable of functioning in higher society (in Dublin, to which they often refer as "The Pale") without making a fool of themselves on a regular basis. Often make stupid mistakes, put their foot in their mouth and tend to be extremely socially awkward in most situations. Unless they're milking cows. Being ák-ward usually means they excel at this and other farming activities. Generally adamantly deny their culchie heritage.

Girl 1: OMG We should go to IKEA to get Secret Santa gifts!
Girl 2: Dude. Way to be Ák-ward and mention our Secret Santa in front of people we didn't include in it!
Girl 1: Woops.

by herpityderp November 30, 2010

Tiara Ward

The act of stealing money from people and lying about buying them doo rags

My money is all gone, someone must have Tiara Warded me.

by Connor Williams November 29, 2004

fraser ward

Whiney ass little freak who thinks he's "cool" but really he's a homosexual tranvestite.

(Impersonates whiney voice) "Fraser likes chicken nuggets"

by squashi_mitsu April 6, 2005