Waffles

(noun, pl) - a device or inanimate that is too yummy for one's tummy.

-make us waffles!

-no, it is too yummy for my tummy

by carscandrivedownstairs April 5, 2011

waffling

Changing one's position on an issue

Senator John Kerry is well known for waffling on the important political issues to appease both sides

by Paul Xiano August 21, 2004

waffling

Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:

1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.

2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.

1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'

2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'

by Sonya August 21, 2004

waffling

To smack someone in the face with your penis.

Miranda loves waffling herself and others!

by Saundra Cites March 9, 2007

waffle

What A F*cking Loser = WAFL = WAFFLE

>> how was the date!!?
>> he went home early to play C.O.D. and catch the season finale of american idle
>> waffle!
>> i know!!11'@!

by velvet coker May 29, 2005

waffle

Reply used whenever you realize that you have incorrectly told someone "Gesundheit" after a sneeze. Waffle is used most often with coughs and hiccups.

Tom: coughing noise
Sally: Bless you!
Tom: But I didn't sneeze.
Sally: Oh my bad gansta, waffle then.

by Banksta September 9, 2004

waffle

To be in-decisive. To wander back and forth across a playing field.

"We might have won that game (an RTS style game) if we hadn't waffled back and forth across the playing field."

-I chose to answer the cries for help and leave my fortified position to help another player, then after defeating that threat, was called again to help the 3rd player (on the other side of the board) with thinned forces. The losing battle wiped me out and eventually we all lost the game. I blamed the loss on "waffling back and forth." If we had each been able to defend our positions, we might have won!

by ZachP April 10, 2008