mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.

If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!

by kackackackac December 13, 2009

Shack wacker

Originating durring the times of shanty or shack towns, the local shack wacker was a man or woman who constantly masturbated while inside their dwelling.

you seen the hair on teds hands?

I sure have, that dirty ol' shack wacker never quits beatin his dick!

by Kracka Ass March 16, 2011

Weed wacker

one who jacks it while high on marijuana

the babysitter weed wacker for us

by hnfr February 3, 2015

sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep

Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker

by Hang solo June 10, 2016

Quack-wacker

A man/woman you masturbates to ducks.

"You probably like to jerk off to ducks. You're a Quack-wacker".

by JuliusSneezer November 29, 2016

Wiener Wacker

A wiener wacker is a female or male who bashes penis in an oral way,hand action or could be inserted into a Vagiana (pussy) or taken up the bum (Anal)

"Adam had a good wiener wacker off a random lass last night"

by WienerSausageAb December 29, 2016

dildo wacker

Wack my dildo daddy

Wanna wack my dildo?

Yeah, I'm the dildo wacker

by Daddy Dildo wacker March 15, 2017