Wyoming

A state that does not exist, the only thing in it's place is a hole to the pits of hell that the government dumps all the criminals and gays in.

Person 1: Do you know Wyoming?
person 2: Yeah, two cops came to my house the other day and took my dad to Wyoming.

by anonymous March 8, 2022

Wyoming Ranch Hand

When a cowboy strips down to just his boots and hat, finds a fresh load of cows shit, and proceeds to jerk of and cum on said cow patty. He then gets up and two step dances around the jizzed on cow shit while yelling Yee Haw!

I was bored out on the range, so I pulled off a Wyoming Ranch Hand to pass the time

by The cocks July 19, 2022

Wyoming Drill

When you attach a dildo to a power drill and go to town.

My lady boner was so hard I had to use the Wyoming Drill last night.

by Twice45 September 7, 2018

Wyoming

the act of wyoming indicates one is beginning to wyom.

i started wyoming at 4 in the morning today.

by CementSandwich July 6, 2022

Wyoming Sampson

A Wyoming Sampson occurs you take your slippery cum slut to Chick Fil A and order a 30 count nugget with 9 packs of zesty Buffalo sauce. After you receive your order, you park behind the Chick Fil A, and proceed to stick your Lyndon B into her badunkadonk. While doing buttsex, you forcefully slip the Nuggets into her mouth, one by one, full of zesty Buffalo sauce. To spice things up, you can also put the sauce onto your Johnson to allow for full posterior pleasure.

“My bitch asked me to take her on a fancy date, so I pulled up to Chick Fil A and Wyoming sampson’d dat ass.”

by buster_hymen69420 May 4, 2022

Wyoming tubing

For a person to shit in someone elses asshole, then for the shitter to brutally fuck the hole.

"Can we do a round of Wyoming tubing?"
"What the fuck?"

by slappybullworm January 30, 2025

Wyoming

Contrary to popular belief, Wyoming doesn’t exist. If you think that you live, have been to, or lived in Wyoming, you are wrong. In fact the birds spy on you when you are in the territory of Wyoming and send the data back to the government. Everything that has been “filmed” or “recorded” in Wyoming isn’t real. It is actually are recorded in Colorado, the real version of Wyoming. Thank you for your time reading this and remember, Wyoming isn’t real who ever thinks that Wyoming is real is a person who controls the birds from the data base in a government lab and programs the birds to spy on you.

Hey, did you know that people who believe that Wyoming is real program birds to spy on you?
No! I didn’t know that! I am no longer a believer in Wyoming.

by Whatisthetruthwedontknow June 20, 2021