Whiftide

Short little annoying little smol microscopic floomf tiny baby small short toaster boi, chicken in a bucket smol idiot smol funni render burb toaster little fuckin proot with 7 braincells British tiny proot whaid tiny boi

Whiftide is short toaster bird

by Whifissmol November 4, 2022

lil wiff

a fat ass bitch who loves to suck dick and shove it in his tight ass hole like a gay fagot

lil wiff is a bitch

by bigpimpdaddy2 June 13, 2018

Whiffpoo

Sensing that someone just farted.

""So there we are at the party and Joe runs off and a second later we caught a nasty whiffpoo of the scent he left behind."

by mrmac78 March 16, 2009

Whiffle Biscuit

What Tiggers get high on.

Tigger was super high on whiffle biscuits last time we saw him, thus it explains why he bounces around so much.

by Seattle Evil Dave August 25, 2009

Pussy whiffed

The state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.

You: "I can't eat another Hooter's wing. We need to get to our seats. It's game 7!"

Pussy Whiffed Friend: "I think I'll pass. This waitress totally wants my cock."

by HaentPaul November 23, 2009

Wiffly

To be in a very happy/random state, often being extremely spontaneous, and laughing at almost anything. Usually arises from extreme tiredness or light-headedness.

John was laughing for an hour today because someone said 'turtle!' He's being really wiffly.

by Andor Gillian June 21, 2011

wiffle tits

The act of beating someone across the tits with a wiffle ball bat.

I'm going to give you wiffle tits!

by Fadeddeath October 8, 2016