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The Wedding Year

The 12-month period where everyone you know finds love and decides to rub it in your face by inviting you to wedding after wedding after wedding. Usually occurs in your late twenties or early thirties.
During the wedding year, Jon developed a hatred for marriage that shook him down to his bachelor core.
by DearUniverse July 14, 2016
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Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.
"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."
by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016
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Monkeys wedding

Some wack phrase that South Africans use when its raining but sunny that the same time
Person 1: Yo dude it's a monkeys wedding

Person 2: bru that's so jas
by Nan (sapling) July 3, 2022
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Wedding Drink

When two or more people airlock their arms make direct eye contact and sip of beverage in unison, as a newly married couple may do at their wedding.
Jeff Kurt, America’s Sweetheart, invented the wedding drink.
by Jeff Kurt October 12, 2021
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Drive by wedding

When a random ordained minister marries two unsuspecting intoxicated people at a bar and flees
I have to file for divorce because I've been a victim of another drive by wedding. I should stop going to the bar.
by Zynonn January 9, 2022
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Red Wedding

It's a term meaning the last days of your Twitter career, when different users band together & share the bad experience they've had of you in the app. Originating from the Game of Thrones series, this meaning of term has comes from South African Twitter(X) users.
“They're hosting a red wedding for him on Twitter.”

I'm so tired of her, can we have her red wedding soon.”
by superbbroccoli September 19, 2023
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Wedding wishlist

Wedding wishlist is something all couples getting married should know about. Gifts you need from people who care.
Shruti and Ravi used wedding wishlist to get gifts that they actually wanted for their wedding.
by Curly haired mess. November 26, 2018
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