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Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle were presumably re-discovered by Chinese zoologist Ping Long-Wang in 1963 along the coasts of Peru. Ping noted the peculiar way in which these turtles walked on land, much unlike other sea turtles in the oceans.

The Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's have a declining population, and biologists assume that the species have been hunted to near extinction for their meat. The current predicted population is 234 as of 2009, and is on a continued decline.

The species is only found in Peru, and is hunted illegally by Japanese fisherman and hunters today, despite the governmental protection given to the species.

Scientists predict that this rare species will be eradicated by 2015.

The fastest recorded speed of the Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle is 15 k/m on land.

Sightings of these animals are extremely rare. Aside from those in captivity, the last recorded sighting was in 2007. This may be because they are very hard to pick out from ordinary sea turtles, and they are extremely rare on land.

Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle's come in various colors. Green on the females for camouflage. Purple on the males to attract other females. The brighter the purple, the more attention from females.
There is a Peruvian Walking Sea Turtle in Central Park Zoo in New York, New York, USA.
by Rudius Maximus November 30, 2010
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Ocean Walker Effect

When a person says they enjoyed something (most often a film or piece of art) just so they won't look stupid for not understanding it, they are suffering from the Ocean Walker Effect.

Named after an Arrested Development eposode (the ocean walker), with the line "People are going to say 'what the hell just happened?' and I'd better say I like it because nobody wants to seem stupid!"
Person 1: "I loved the movie A.I with Haley Joel Osment. It was such a moving and meaningfull movie."

Person 2: "You didn't love that move, you liar. You just didn't understand it and want to look smart. It's the Ocean Walker Effect."
by Pheasant the peasant October 2, 2011
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Edward walker

The realest nigga rasta ever, even though he acts tough and stand-offish. He has the purest heart and puts his family and friends first. He is loved beyond compare. "Joy ina your eyes me nuh see no tears
Love is what you giving me throughout the years
Every time you need me I will be there my dear I swear" - Gentleman
heart edward walker edward walker
by sunshine rasta girl January 31, 2014
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Brick Walker

Old Southern Slang term for someone who is Unemployed; typically desperate for cash and willing to do anything to get by
Hank: "Say, you wouldn't happen to see that damn bastard at the corner harassing drivers on their way to work, did you?"

Boomhauer: "Man, dem' Brick Walkers dun' gon' 'round blessin' for cash all dang ol' day, i tell ya h'wat"
by forwhomthebellstoll November 1, 2018
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joe walker

actor who works with team starkid. he’s played voldemort, dick, dolores umbridge, commander up, batman, tom riddle, achmed (yes i remember him), tarkin, ducker, and the deadliest man alive. he also looks really fucking good in short shorts
starkid fan: hey did you see a very potter musical? voldemort was the best character

normal person: no- who played voldemort
starkid fan: WHO PLAYED VOLDEMORT??? OUR EGGHEAD WIZARD JOE WALKER
normal person: wh- ok
by craphole dikrats May 15, 2020
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rosemary walten

a mother of 3 kids. married to jack walten. from the walten files. she really deserves better </33
Person1: Hey whos your favorite walten files character?
Person2: rosemary walten :)
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woke walker

Derived from the Game of thrones character White Walker, Woke Walker refers to the plague of Karen’s destroying the world with their insanely insensible far left views that are hypocritically destroying the world.
That woke walkers wearing two masks outside
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