by ddamdnayckeb September 23, 2011
A person who feasts on the trauma of others and will only show up as a “friend” when others are in crisis. This is typically a means of deflection; if the trauma vulture can pick apart the carcass of someone else’s trauma they can avoid acknowledging their own
“How come the only time I hear from Stacy is when my life is in shambles?”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
“Oh duh, it’s because Stacy is a trauma vulture”
by We’re poor October 11, 2022
A solo surfer or group of surfers that see you surfing ANY wave and they paddle right next to you and try and get some of your wave scraps.
by Surf vulture #1 October 30, 2021
A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.
"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"
"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
by ishop April 03, 2011
A person of African culture who steals other cultures then claims a race they have stolen from has no culture
Culture vulture says"Only we can have dread's" when wearing an item of clothing or playing a sport from that races culture
by It's a two way street March 05, 2021
Someone that moans about how sad the death of a celebrity is, yet never talks about all of the normal people that die every day. Very trendy to do on Social Media, including Facebook, Tumblr, etc.
by Unrepentant13 August 13, 2014
A person who tries to invite themselves to an event, no matter how awkward, unwarranted, boring, or lame their attendance will be. If allowed to tag along, they will consume all joy or whimsy and render the carcass of the evening lifeless while they feast with bloody beaks, unaware of their intrusion.
Bob: What are you doing for dinner tonight?
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture
Me: Meeting my dad for dinner to talk about his recent diagnosis....
Bob: So, we should drive together?
Me: Bob, don't be a social vulture
by SteelWhiskers April 27, 2016