by VICTOR _BLAZE December 23, 2007
Greatest bass player ever. One of the finest musicians of all time. Clinician of funk, jazz, classical and just about anything else.
by Ben Gardner April 24, 2005
A full-time whinger from the British comedy One Foot in the Grave whom anything that could possibly go wrong goes wrong with.
In one episode, Victor Meldrew flew off the handle at this young couple for attempting to have sex in his loungeroom and ended up buried up to his neck in his back yard by the young guy.
by fuckinqueenslander June 28, 2008
French author of the 19th century. Particuarly famous for Les Miserables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"There is always more misery among the lower classes than there is humanity in the higher."
-Victor Hugo, 'Les Miserables,' 1862
-Victor Hugo, 'Les Miserables,' 1862
by Kathe May 21, 2005
by tilatequilalovah January 4, 2008
A person, like above who posts on Urban Dictionary and spells like a complete idiot. These people tend to have incoherent spelling and are complete douche bags. On top of that their posts are just spam and having nothing to do with anything.
EX: John was on urban dictionary and decided to post a definition called "stupid victor" which was not readable and completely stupid. Thus, he was a stupid victor.
by A person in a masked outfit January 9, 2012
A man of genius and intellect far beyond what he displays or exhibits. As derived from his last name Tsai, he is of asian decent and thus was at birth smarter than most of the white populous. While under the guise of the white name Victor, be warned, he is asian, and he is smarter than you. When reaching the ripe age of 12, a Victor Tsai gains significant interest in women, and thus utilizes his deceptively enormous brain power to find mathematical ways to attract them.
One such case known as "The Girlfriend Substitution".
In this mathematical function, a Victor Tsai will introduce himself to women, stating he "has a girlfriend". He will use pictures and talk of stories to convince you he has a girlfriend, but in reality, this is a lie to gain comfort around the opposite sex. With this "girlfriend shield" a Victor Tsai is able to more closely examine, and even touch, women in ways single men would be excused of assault. It is after a time predetermined by the Victor Tsai that he will "be dumped by his girlfriend" in which time his female victims, whom have already gotten close to him under the belief he actually had a girlfriend, now see him as a viable candidate. And it is with this, a Victor Tsai substitutes his variable "girlfriend" with a real girl, and thus Victor Tsai takes another victim.
In this mathematical function, a Victor Tsai will introduce himself to women, stating he "has a girlfriend". He will use pictures and talk of stories to convince you he has a girlfriend, but in reality, this is a lie to gain comfort around the opposite sex. With this "girlfriend shield" a Victor Tsai is able to more closely examine, and even touch, women in ways single men would be excused of assault. It is after a time predetermined by the Victor Tsai that he will "be dumped by his girlfriend" in which time his female victims, whom have already gotten close to him under the belief he actually had a girlfriend, now see him as a viable candidate. And it is with this, a Victor Tsai substitutes his variable "girlfriend" with a real girl, and thus Victor Tsai takes another victim.
by Beavis1029 October 4, 2011