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Velcroing

When two people have sex and their pubes get entagled, resulting in them having to pull them apart like velcro.
Jessica and I forgot to shave, so we ended up velcroing while fucking last night.
by Schloppittytoppitty June 13, 2024
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Velcronym

(noun)
A person who forms overly quick attachments in relationships.
Example: Don't be a velcronym—real friendships take time to build.
by indiancoiner November 14, 2025
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Velcrud

Unsightly lint, string and and other particles that collect in the spikey side of your velcro closures on wearables
1) The velcrud lodged in my coat velcro closures is causing rain exposure

2) Removing the velcrud from your NorthFace jackets velcro closures is made easier by using a eyelash comb.
by Askcol January 27, 2010
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velcocity

a basic softie editor with no zero actives.
Lauren aka velcocity has zero actives.
by velcocity May 16, 2021
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Velrocom

Thank you for the food. Your velrocom!
by anonymous June 28, 2021
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Velgroolio

a non-alcoholic beverage made by combining strawberry juice, diced spaghetti, cucumber seeds, white chocolate chips, and Tums.
Child: "Mom my stomach hurts, i don't feel like eating dinner"

Father: "Nonsense, a growing boy needs to eat!!!"

Mother: " Your dads's right son, you need your nutrients but if you dont like eating a full meal Ive got the ingredients to make you a cup of velgroolio, that would help your stomach and it would be healthy.

Father: "Thats a good idea son, you drink your velgroolio when your mother is done making it."

Child: "No i dont like velgroolio, I'll just eat regular food"
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Velchromatic

An item of (fashion) clothing, shoes, and/or accessories that utilises George de Mestral's velcro in its design. One that is in addition available or that features a a multitude of color schemes.
The latest line of footwear included a variety of colorful pairs that featured 80's style velcro closures, in what became the designer's most velchromatic display since Fashion Week '82
by corkywritings May 11, 2022
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