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Funny Valentine

The main antagonist of Steel Ball Run, the seventh part in the popular manga and anime series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.

His name comes from Ella Fitzgerald's song ''My Funny Valentine''. He is the president of the United States who is the true mastermind behind the Steel Ball Run race, and watches the race behind the curtains in hopes of gathering Saint's Corpse(which is thought to be Jesus' corpse). Known for his deep patriotism and his signature word ''Dojyan~~'', which can be roughly translated to ''Ta-dah!'' in English.

He has a Stand named Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap(D4C for short)which comes from the 1976 AC/DC single. This Stand enables him access at any time to any number of alternate worlds/universes/dimensions; where if desired he may swap bodies with his counterparts, granting him pseudo-immortality.
Funny Valentine would make a much better president than both Trump and Clinton.
by MetaMaestro July 12, 2017
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Port Vale Fan

A unique specimen born with an extra finger on each hand who enjoys sexual intercourse and reproducing children with blood relatives.
That man fancies his sister “he must be a Port Vale fan”
by Portvalelegend June 29, 2018
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Ritchie valens

Ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewe
*sleep walk plays* no ritchieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Ritchie Valens rip
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Cecilia Valentina

Cecilia Valentina is a blessing sent from God. She is the most stunning young girl any body will ever come across. She has an enormous heart and cares for others like not other.
Person #1: I’m getting married this year!
Person #2: Is she a Cecilia Valentina though?!

Person #1: I wish...
by 11/14/20 January 17, 2021
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like a schoolie on Valentine's Day

Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
by AxtoGrind July 3, 2009
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tiktok user valedance07

this user gets spammed by group accs and is also a bula, (this is a tiktok star valedance07 with 700 and something followers)
hey have you seen tiktok user valedance07 's new tiktok?

No? why?
oh she got tons of comments from group accs again
damn silly vale
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valedictorian

The best person from a class, usually selected on grades, school activities and character/leadership. Also delivers the valedictory at graduation ceremonies.
Jimmy was valedictorian of his high school, he had a 4.0, was starting quarterback, and lead his debate team to nationals.
by patrick wood July 31, 2008
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