Flaring Uterus

It is the equivalent to a male boner but is used to refer to a female having a bonar. For slang it is referred to as having a FU.

I saw this super cute boy and I have a huge flaring uterus right now.

by AmyandKim April 24, 2011

Sad Uterus Time

A woman's period of menstruation. Also known as SUT. This is a more accurate description.

Ani was depressed and having cramps, because she was having the Sad Uterus Time.

by Farabee September 10, 2011

Electric uterus

When you are using a vibrater and it has a malfunction and shocks your uterus

When I was using my vibrater last night I totally got a electric uterus

by Classy defs October 2, 2016

Internet uterus

An internet uterus is the show of how much the internet cares about you, when the internet stops caring, your uterus has dried up.

Man, even Facebook has given up on showing me ads, my internet uterus must have dried up.

by awsomocop February 10, 2017

tits and uterus

When you see a girl, but are only interested in sex, they become tits and a uterus, being the only important parts

"Hey andrew, see that hot chick over there"
"No i only see tits and uterus"

by Wog_boy December 21, 2007

Uterus

The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

Person A: What's uterus?

Person B: The shit where babies chill for a light 9 months

by Torq'd May 30, 2018

fire uterus

A condition which occurs during the time of a female's period; characterized by frequent yelling and Tylenol usage

OMG! I have such a fire uterus, give me some Tylenol!!!!

by Lutheran Pirate December 7, 2005